Free People Gives Us Jundies

And also literally the best comments I've EVER read on an Instagram post.

First, I have to thank my good friend Carey for sharing this with me this morning. I’ve had a smile on my face ever since. Earlier this week on Instagram, Free People posted pics of its new micro shorts, and the comments are pure gold. I want to take these comments out for a steak dinner. I want to eat these comments off of a naked male model like they’re sushi. Wait, not naked. He will wear these clit chafers. If I were Stephen Colbert, I would bring back Meanwhile’s special sub-sub segment Vageenwhile, and lead off with this story. Here’s the post followed by some of my favorite reactions. But there are so many more where these came from. Do you have any more to add? Which is your favorite?

@freepeople We are wearing micro shorts this season. Link in the bio to shop the styles.

• “As a general rule, if I have to shave my pubes to wear a pair of shorts, I’m not buying them 😭” ~ @amberlador

• “You’re clearly going through something @freepeople. Next you’ll be getting bangs.” ~ @loloj0nes

• “Girl, no we are not. Can we see the macro shorts though?” ~ @summer_como

• “I can’t speak for everyone, but no the fuck we are not (also I speak for everyone)” ~ @heyjilliank

• “The fuck we are” ~ @ineedtobecozy

• “Jean curtains for my meat curtains 😭” ~ @sarah_reinhardt_art

• “Who in the design department thought shorts that look like a vagina were a good idea? Were you all drunk?” ~ @cmdefaz

• “Those look like denim labia flaps” ~ @shawnennigans

• “Cool! Vajeanas!” ~

  Kate Vaccaro

• “I see the flaps you added but where do my flaps go?” ~ @nychoboken

• “Wearing my micro shorts with double flaps tonight - Said no one ever” ~ @mollyelizabethxgx

• “I found my best friend group in these comments 😭🫶” ~ @anndonahue

• “Imagine trying to fart in these” ~ @carolinesspearman

• “15 year old me just got grounded for a month” ~ @jess.ramona

• “These comments did not disappoint. We love you free people, but like know your audience. We have adult bodies to go with our adult money.” ~ @amee_darling

• “We are not wearing JUNDIES this season…we are absolutely not 🤣” ~ @myyogaconnection.love

• “It’s Free People… not Free Peephole 👀” ~ @imleacamille

• “What in the clam sandwich is this nonsense?!” ~ @jenniferjanet13

• “A stiff fart in those shorts would cut you right in half. Pass.” ~ @ashleybeingniche

• “Ladies, we baking bread this summer with all this yeast” ~ @thewoodlandwolf